The only time i've cheated on a man

I've mentioned this previously, but i am not known to be any good at spotting famous people (anyone other than actors or musicians have zero chance of being noticed). An actor could pretty much walk up to me and introduce themselves as Angelina Jolie before i'd recognize them as famous. This is not to say though that i'm not totally aware of many actors/musicians past and current life works, 'cause i am.

Story:
The other day i'm walking to Whole Foods on a work "mission" and i'm waiting to cross the street.

Aimlessly looking around i make eye contact with a man in a van taxi right in front of me attempting to turn. Nice fedora, i think and i glance at the walk sign. I look back because now not only am i being watched, but ummmm, HOLY CRAP that' s not just a nice fedora, that's BRUCE WILLIS!!!

Side note: Bruce Willis is a pretty sweet thing to spot, i mean, he's no Sean Connery or Harrison Ford of the older gents, but still i'd pick him over....Sylvester Stallone or Chuck Norris....wait no i'd love to see Walker Texas Ranger in person (ohhhhh baby). ANYWAYS!

So Brucey and i were making eyes, he's oogling me, i'm oogling him....we totally eye f*cked and it was faaaaaabulous. Until his taxi driver decided to turn the corner and my quickie ended. Oh and his gf Emma Heming, i believe, was in the car. Nothing like her being involved in my afternoon delight.

Brucey baby, if you're reading this call me, it was great. We can do the taxi street thing again any time, or you can just introduce me to Demi. I'd eye f*ck her too.