Saturday, December 29, 2007

nothin' like a little texas fun!


Some of you may know that just about my entire family lives in various parts of the great (vast) state of Texas. We rarely get to see everyone and this year we made a quick and dirty visit. We hit up 3 cities (actually it was 4 when the weather in Amarillo proved too difficult for the plane to land and we landed in a city 2 hours away, to then drive to Amarillo).

Right, so in Austin we celebrated an early Barnett Christmas with 20 of our family members...actually that would be a small part of our rather large family. I think we average around 40 or 50 people when we are all in full force, who knows when this will actually happen (possibly never). Many of my cousins and I haven't seen each other in over 10 years and now they have babies. We Barnett's have growed up good!

Next off to Dallas where one of my mom's brother lives, as well as my grandmother. My memaw (my (me) grandma (ma)...get it?) was taking a wee vacay to Canada and sadly we missed her, but we took advantage of all her pre-made food and cozy house. Since my memaw was out of town and we were in Dallas for Christmas day my mom (update: dad thinks/claims it was his idea) thought it would be funny if we stayed at this over the top hotel called "Gaylord Texan". The Gaylord family is responsible for the Grand ole Oprey and a few other "classy" joints. Well, at the Gaylord Texan they are BIG into decorations! Huge trees, big "interesting" displays of longhorn cows in outfits, and a miniature train village all decked out as a snowy winter in Dallas (although there is generally no snow in Dallas, it was pretty chilly!) Well mom did a great job because evan and i started referring to it as Texas Disney world, or a long lost Vegas hotel because it was quite the site with daytime tourists. We wouldn't be surprised if a ride is put into this hotel in the near future because it's just so ridiculous. Oh and if staying at the Gaylord Texan wasn't enough Christmas dinner was had at the hotel sports bar. A 54 foot flat screen tv, lots oh margaritas (oh wait this was every night here in Texas) and my favorite was mom having a chilly cheese dog. Meeeerrrry Christmas!

As i said already we initially planned to arrive in Amarillo by plane, but in classic Amarillo form wind, ice fog and general nasty weather forced our plane to land in Lubbock. Lubbock is clearly an important airport and I know why. Any plane trying to get to Amarillo lands there as it is only a short Texas drive away. Although is has a measly 4 gates and one baggage claim it does have a well stocked Starbucks (NO dunkin donuts), which means it gets enough customers willing to pay inflated coffee prices in that airport they want to keep happy (Amarillo has one Starbucks for the entire city). I was only too happy to get off that plane and drive to Amarillo to get our luggage at 11:30pm that night via greyhound bus, don't ask, it's just too ridiculous.

Amarillo has raised many Barnett's and a few Chisholm's (my mom's side). Therefore there are lots of memories and stories from locations all over this city.
See that house, that's where i grew up, oh and that house is where my friend ___ grew up. Oh and there's my high school, Oh and there's the place where Mimi ran over the cat, and there's where Jim had his store and granddad's practice.......
It goes on and on and on and for the amount of times I've driven around this town/city it is still a mess of roads and memories, much too confusing to follow. It is guaranteed that while in Amarillo there will always be lots of laughing. It never disappoints!

As my Texas tornado of a visit wraps up i think about the the slogan for Texas, "Everything is bigger in Texas" and it couldn't be more true. Bigger to go cups, bigger servings, bigger hair, bigger cars (SVU's!) and sadly bigger people. I'm going to add a few more to this...bigger smiles (straighter thanks to my granddad and uncle), bigger hugs, and bigger love. The people I've met in Texas and the family i have here has shown me what passion and love really is. If only there was a way to spread this type of love...we will call it Barnett love.
Well during the holiday season and the approach of the new year i send you all lots of Barnett love because we Barnett's love bigger since we are from Texas.

xo

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Hula Queen

There is a book that I read to E. called Ella sets the Stage (my birthday prezzie to her and now the most over read book in her bookshelf, this is beside the point). The premise of the story is a talent show. Ella doesn't think she has a talent like all her friends who can sing, dance, perform great puppet shows etc. What ends up happening is that her talent turns out to be helping people with a bunch of random things. I have to admit I identify with Ella with her lack of talent...until Friday night... i may have found my only talent.
HULA HOOPING!!
Yes i found my talent AND also managed to help out some of my friends. At this restaurant we went to the other night (Tortilla Flats) they have a hula hooping contest. Anyone who can hoop for 2 minutes straight (on the restaurants doubled up hoop) gets a round of tequila shots for all their friends. While watching all these girls (one boy) try and fail i was feeling like i'd be another fool to attempt, but with a few drinks under my belt i was fearless (that is what tequila likes to do). I started gyrating my hips, bumped a table while starting, recovered and i was on a roll...all i have to say is 8 people were mighty happy with my talent. A few people at the bar were so proud they bought a few more rounds.

My friend recorded the whole thing and if i'm talented enough i'll try to post the video...but I think we know my talent doesn't lie in computers, but in colourful plastic hoops.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

tongue twisters

So i realized that some of you may actually be entertained by my adventures with E. and N. (the kids i nanny for) and i thought i'd give you a funny/ bizarre E. story. It's been a while and they are pretty much the other half of my life these days.

So E. hasn't been sleeping much. She's supposed to be a light sleeper and the baby will still wake up in the night crying ie: no sleep for the whole family. Today during one of her many melt downs when she was trying to tell me something and i couldn't understand through tears, she starts with her jibberish which sometimes combines a hebrew song (I've since learnt this from her mom) and today it was
"MAH MAH MAH Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers MAH MAH MAH"...riiiight, okay. So my response was,
"HEY ELLIE....mellow out....She sells seashells by the seashore"...she stares at me, laughs and tries to copy it, but opts for peter again.
I'd like to remind you all that she turned 2 a week and half ago.

The End

Is this really necessary!

So this is the building i live across from...it's gorgeous but someone thought it would be great to mess up my view by postering their window in not white or black bristol board, but FLORESCENT GREEN!!
I have had guesses that maybe the person has a festive picture on the other side you know a Christmas tree their little kids have made, but how do you explain the duct tape then? Bright blue zig zagging across where their pretty tree would be...i don't know, but the amount of rules that exist at the apartment at home in Toronto would mean this would be vetoed so fast their head would spin..
Oh and at night while thankfully the florescent window is muted there is a Christmas tree recently erected which has coloured lights (not my choice) and then has flashing green lights...that's great, good for you your tree is bright and colourful, but it's so bright and colourful i can see it out of the corner of my eye when i'm sitting on my couch.
Wow...rereading this i realize i sound a bit cynical (bah humbug?)
On a lighter note my white lights are up as is my Christmas wreath..oh and the Christmas carols are aplayin'

Monday, December 10, 2007

SEX and the CITY

Sunday morning i did what all smart new york women do...got on a tour bus with her girlfriends and got driven around our own city seeing the spots where one of my favorite shows was filmed, Sex and the City.
For 3.5 hours i heard a great comedy routine by our guide Lisa, saw the sites filmed in the lower east and west side of town, had a cupcake and drank a cosmo at "Scout" aka o'neils.
It was absof@ckinlutely the best 3.5 hours spent with da ladies and the 5th lady of the show...New Y0rk.
A photo of us on Carrie's stoop is to come...just wanted you all to see what i've been wasting my precious essay writing time on and it's worth it!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Cannot contain myself any longer!

So i did something that some of you may find surprising...i bought concert tickets to...
The Spice Girls!

They were big when i was in early high school and I had a closeted love for them, but now that i am grown up (debatable) i can admit my obsession. Anyhoo today i made a major indulgence, or at least a major indulgence for someone who is working off a small budget, i bought tickets to the Madison Square Gardens concert. Side note: yes, a month ago i bought the same tickets at a venue outside of the city(which are now for sale), but comeon it's Mad.2 gardens <--am i cool or what ?! haha
I'm over the moon because my friend Lauren and i will be Spicing up our life on Feb.18...be prepared to get a post concert write up...i've only hearing AMAZING reviews, could they actually be back?!

Spice Foreva
xo
Shannie Spice

http://www.thespicegirls.com/

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Elf Yourself!

This is soooo not New York, probably tacky NY, but this is me and you're all here to read about me these days, so feel free to bypass this posting, or check out what i've been wasting my time on!

It all began as a gift from my fabulous friend Kimmy...the following people are elfed...Shannon, Carmen, Linz and Kim
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9595729881

Evan elfed courtesy of ME
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1162073835

Some of my Child Life ladies...i'm so sad we couldn't all elf together
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1162773558

Guess who's in the holiday spirit!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

23 days until xmas

Do you ever wonder where new yorkers get their Christmas trees...well i just learned. Straight off their street corners. exhibit A. make shift shed, sidewalk lined with trees, machine to wrap them up with plastic mesh.


The next question i had was how do they get them home. Well today i saw a few people strapping them to their cars, but I have seen people push/pull them home in those fold up carts. Cabs don't generally let people put anything that large or sap covered on or inside. I'll be sure to let you know if i see any especially creative ie: top of baby stroller with baby inside, or pulled by a dog...who knows this is new york nothing surprises me any more!